The Making of...Kebun..he..he..

Lama tak update..takde bahan actually.Ni pun idea spontan.Gua ada ambik gambar kebun nenek gua yg sedang dlm proses 'The Making'.So,gua akan naikkan kat blog ni part by part.Gambar yg anda saksikan adalah permulaan kebun.Baru dlm proses menanam benih.Gua tak tau nenek gua tanam apa..haha..So,kita sama2 saksikan kejadian kebun nenek gua ini.. Oh ya..pokok kat tepi tu tak termasuk dlm proses ni ye..Tu tanaman lama dia.Dua barisan kosong tu baru.K..Jumpa anda dlm segmen 'Kebun' di hari mendatang..haha..

Surat Yang Lawak Jenaka..Ha..ha..

I found this kat blog org lain.Pinjam utk dikongsi bersama.Lawak ni..hehe..Enjoys..haha..

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way, I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece we should remove?Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love,Mom.

P.S : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time Irealized, I had already sealed off this letter.

Painter Song

Painter Song (Norah Jones)

If I were a painter

I would paint my reverie

If that's the only way for you to be with me

We'd be there together

Just like we used to be

Underneath the swirling skies for all to see

And I'm dreaming of a place

Where I could see your face

And I hope my brush would take me there

But only ... If I were a painter

And could paint a memory

I'd climb inside the swirling skies to be with you

I'd climb inside the skies to be with you

YAHOO!!!!!

Mission accomplished!!!Tadi ambik half day off sbb nak tengok Oscar..hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...n i tipu my bos..kih..kih..kih..kui..kui..kui..kui...Takpe...asalkan dpt tgk Oscar..live lagi tu...muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Sekian.

Emm..alahai...

(Gambar Hiasan:My Czech Boyfren..hik..)

This morning gua tgk Malaysia Hari Ini kat TV3.Pengacara Ally Iskandar dan Raja Endon Mastura mengemukakan topik untuk perbincangan.Lebih kurang mcm ni la bunyinya:Bagaimana Untuk Menarik Minat Pelancong Asing Datang ke Malaysia.They mentioned bout problems yg ada sekarang mcm banjir,selsema burung dan peningkatan kadar jenayah yg agak menjejaskan kemasukan pelancung asing ke negara kita ni.

Ada beberapa org pemanggil called n bagi pendapat masing2.Salah seorang pemanggil (regular caller),dr Port Dickson yang boleh dikatakan tiap2 hari call MHI dan bagi pendapat dia yg selalunya bernas dan gua memang sukakan komen dia yg best2.Tapi hari ni gua kecewa dgn saudara ni.Dia bg pendapat ala2 mcm ni la bunyinya:

..."kemasukan pelancong ke negara kita jika dibandingkan dengan Thailand dan Indonesia,negara kita jauh ke belakang. Antara faktor yg menyebabkan pelancong asing berkurangan ialah pusat2 hiburan kat negara ni yg beroperasi sehingga pukul 1 pagi sahaja.Terlalu terhad.Kita bukan tidak tahu pelancong2 asing kan suka berhibur dan bersuka-ria (enjoy) hingga pagi"...

WTF??Dia ingat dengan benarkan pusat2 hiburan beroperasi 24 jam,pelancong akan masuk dgn mendadak?Boleh blah la encik!!!

Gua tak rasa itu patut jadi alasan kenapa pelancong tak dtg Malaysia.Banyak lagi cara lain yg boleh menarik minat pelancong datang ke sini.Kita ada budaya kita sendiri.Kenapa perlu tunduk dengan budaya suka berhibur pelancong asing.Lagipun,mereka dtg sini bukan tujuan nak pergi ke pusat2 hiburan.Kalau nak ke pusat hiburan,tak perlu dtg Malaysia.Pusat2 hiburan kat tempat mereka lagi la 'Kaw'.Mcm2 ada...

Kebanyakan pelancong dtg untuk melihat budaya kita yg berbilang bangsa,kaum,agama.adat.Banyak lagi daya penarik Malaysia yang boleh menarik minat pelancong untuk masuk ke sini.Pusat2 hiburan langsung tak masuk list!!Lagipun,jika diperhatikan,pengunjung2 pusat hiburan bukannya pelancong2 asing,tapi org kita jugak.Org kita yg terlampau,melampau kat pusat2 hiburan..mengalahkan pelancong asing..emmm alahai...